im fucking funny
Mercedes / 24
Lets get one thing straight, I'm not
lesbian mayor
professional gogo dancer

Self Harm recovery
Jessica has my whole heart<3
I enjoy offending people
San Francisco native
NYC transplant

INSTAGRAM: Mercedes Aiko

fearandloathinginnewyork.tumblr.com/tagged/selfies

People are surprised when a stripper is a lesbian
Like we give a fuck about performing naked in front of men
We take all your money trust me we don’t care
And if anybody thinks it could turn us straight I’m laughing at you, were not that easy and we genuinely don’t like your kind

About 20% of strippers in almost every club are gay

I wish I was at Electric Zoo

😭😭😭😭

Hi, do you answer awkward questions? Do you think eating a girl out is possible if she has pubic hair? Is it, like, more complicated or it makes no differrence?
by Anonymous

justslowit-down:

Hair doesn’t grow where your mouth should be going.

Although this is true I still wouldn’t eat out a girl who had any hair down there

Never apologize for how you feel. No one can control how they feel. The sun doesn’t apologize for being the sun. The rain doesn’t say sorry for falling. Feelings just are.
- Iain S. Thomas (via psych-facts)

(via ragdoll1508)

vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

Im going to hell anyway

(via vizya)

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